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Noun: The coolest guy you will ever meet, super sweet and hilarious at that. If you were to date/meet anyone it should be a Jolean

Verb: To say something so witty, it makes the most uptight women and men laugh and go after your dick.
Holly: Did you meet that new kid Jolean yet?

Chris: Not ye but I heard he was such a god, the principle told him "SOMF".

Tom: Yo Cameron just pulled a Jolean and got the hottest teacher to suck him
Mike: Aw man no way I was supposed to hit that first.

Tom: Hey you cant be mad at anyone who pulls a Jolean.
Mike True
بواسطة JoeShmoker نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 20, 2013

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