A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc
Player 1: "jooooobby"
Player 2: "jobby"
Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!
#jobby #shite #shit #game #school #fun
بواسطة Playbhoy نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 5, 2006
A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"
#food #drink #joaby #shite #poo #crap #buttock #arse #excriment #scotland #cuisine
بواسطة Mr. Stab سبتمبر/أيلول 23, 2008
A word little kids use to rip eachother... Also means poo
Haha your a jobby!
You big fat jobby man!
You eat Jobby!
#poo #jobby #kids #ripping #not funny
بواسطة [Lee-Ham] مارس/آذَار 17, 2007
Scottish slang term for a turd, used mainly by children under 8 years of age. Not only describes the actual item iteself, but also decribes the act of passing this item.
Mummy, I need a jobby!
بواسطة Paul Davis نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 13, 2004
runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
بواسطة ryan إبريل/نَيْسان 21, 2004
Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.
"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"
#jobby #jobbie #shite #billy #connolly
بواسطة AxelS سبتمبر/أيلول 17, 2013
Doing some type of work (activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result) without getting paid. Therefore, you don't want to do it and borderline want to slap whoever asked you to do such a thing.
Getting up to get the remote is jobby.

Taking her out for dinner is really jobby.
بواسطة P3.14 مايو/أيار 16, 2016
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