Top Definition
1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
بواسطة Jerry سبتمبر/أيلول 7, 2004
Masturbating (particularly males)
I love to jerk off to porn
بواسطة 10314 إبريل/نَيْسان 20, 2005
"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."
بواسطة Anonymous أغسطس/آب 19, 2003
something that you don't do at someone else's house
OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!
بواسطة not eton مارس/آذَار 28, 2007
1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
بواسطة allnaturalMSG مايو/أيار 20, 2008
The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
بواسطة Pirate Suite يناير/كانون الثّاني 20, 2008
Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex
بواسطة Jer أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 19, 2003
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