A Jeff is a quiet individual that is known to have quick and witty banter when taking the opportunity to speak with someone they feel comfortable with. They are a breed of past heartbreakers that have matured into intelligent, unique, and confident men. They tend to think more than act and often miss the boat.
Guy 1: There's that cool girl from the art building
Guy 2:.........uh
Guy 1: Such a Jeff move
بواسطة Heytherepanther يونيو 26, 2013
Jeff will be whoever you want him to be and pretend to love you as long as you pull out your wallet often. He'll will always have hooker breath.
Person A: Did you see Jeff's girlfriend! As in current girlfriend?

Person B: Oh my gaw, yes!

Person A: He has definately downgraded with a capital D!

Person B: She must pull out her wallet often...
بواسطة fatgirlsneed<3too اكتوبر 3, 2011
n. A man who seems really cool, comes off as suave and is always very charming and charismatic. But he is also shady, and a creeper
Why you gotta be so shady and "Jeffy"?
بواسطة Ivadunno نوفمبر 7, 2012
a short stubby kid that suprisingly has a huge cock and is great at sex
jeff is great at sex cuz of his huge shaft
بواسطة cock in ur face يوليو 2, 2011
A particularly stinky gaseous emission, deadly if inhaled for my the a second or two.
Did someone fart?. OMG, it's a JEFF!
بواسطة Not your wife ديسمبر 13, 2010
a long, white, skinny cigarette
person #1: I need a joe!
person #2: do you mean you need a jeff?
#1: shut up
بواسطة ohlookabird يونيو 1, 2011
A term used to describe a complete loser. A "Jeff" could be someone who wears cheap or tacky clothes, someone who is socially awkward, a loner, or just a complete asshole. Jeff can also be interpreted as a more specific version of krog.
hey check out that jeff over there with the roller-backpack and Obama t-shirt
بواسطة jfizzle4 اكتوبر 24, 2010
One who has sexual intercourse with pandas and little girls. Is also known as pedobear.
*scoffs* That Jeff is at it again...

Hey! Get that girl away from him! She's underage!
بواسطة midnightfoxkovu مايو 2, 2011

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