A Jeff is a quiet individual that is known to have quick and witty banter when taking the opportunity to speak with someone they feel comfortable with. They are a breed of past heartbreakers that have matured into intelligent, unique, and confident men. They tend to think more than act and often miss the boat.
Guy 1: There's that cool girl from the art building
Guy 2:.........uh
Guy 1: Such a Jeff move
بواسطة Heytherepanther يونيو 26, 2013
a nice guy that loves to shower girls with gifts and act like a gentleman. he plays sports and drives a nice car.
damn you're lucky, your boyfriend is a "jeff"
بواسطة niggaaaaaa6 يناير 17, 2011
The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"
Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.
بواسطة JrPw نوفمبر 5, 2010
Jeff is a fabulous name. Two friends call each other this. It all started when they were in encore watching a movie. The teacher was taking attendance and someone in the back said "my name is Jeff". From then on the friends call each other "Jeff".
Jeff you are so fabulous!
بواسطة luv_my_piggies ابريل 6, 2015
World record holder for penis size (length). Measuring 34" in a flaccid state, Jeff cannot achieve an erection without running the risk of death due to low blood flow to the brain. A true tragedy.
Damn, Jeff is 34" long soft, but he can't get hard. I guess he'll just have to use it for tether ball or something.
بواسطة Cunnilinguist11 مايو 12, 2014
The act of taking a crap.
I'm going to go to the john and take a jeff.
بواسطة The White Amur فبراير 15, 2014
A man with the sucking power of a vaccum cleaner. He who can suck 6 Muller yogurts through a 2mm pipe in less than 15minutes!!!
"That Jeff loves his sambuka, vodka and Mullers"
"look at him suck"
"yeah thats the forth one he has sucked down"
"Amazeballs"
بواسطة anass udluvabitof نوفمبر 23, 2012
n. A man who seems really cool, comes off as suave and is always very charming and charismatic. But he is also shady, and a creeper
Why you gotta be so shady and "Jeffy"?
بواسطة Ivadunno نوفمبر 7, 2012

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