The cousin of Jesus.
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
#jebus #jesus #cousin #jesus's cousin #jebus exists
بواسطة Jeff Belcher فبراير/شباط 4, 2007
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
#jebus #jeebus #short bus #cult #messiah
بواسطة The Real Jebus يوليو/تمُّوز 8, 2006
A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)
#jebus #homer #simpsons #jesus #bart
بواسطة Matt Jack يونيو/حَزيران 27, 2006
-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.
Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back
بواسطة CalumT مايو/أيار 6, 2005
The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.
"Help! Save me, Jebus!"
بواسطة The S إبريل/نَيْسان 12, 2005
Jesus's brother (twin).
Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus
#holy #jesus #jebus #twin #brother
بواسطة Garry Stewart يوليو/تمُّوز 17, 2006
A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
بواسطة Zente يونيو/حَزيران 2, 2005
رسائل يومية مجانية

ضع بريدك الألكتروني في الخانة لتستقبل الكمات اليومية الشعبية مجاناً كل صباح!

رسائلنا ترسل من daily@urbandictionary.com. لن نرسل لك رسائل غير مرغوب فيها.

×