An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
بواسطة Hellfired نوفمبر 28, 2008
A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.
Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!
بواسطة DEADSiM2 مايو 1, 2005
An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".
"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."
بواسطة Prof. Osled نوفمبر 23, 2009
Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.
* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?
بواسطة james_002 ابريل 7, 2009
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
بواسطة mavi اغسطس 30, 2007
The guy on the Zig-Zag pack
Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack
بواسطة Huge_One يوليو 10, 2008
A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)
بواسطة Matt Jack يونيو 27, 2006

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