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Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
#fart #jart #shit #pants #smell
بواسطة XanderX مايو/أيار 8, 2010
the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}
smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"
#fart #gas #ass #shit #smell #flagle
بواسطة JART JARTING JARTERD فبراير/شباط 8, 2014
verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.
After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.
#jizz #fart #anal #cum #ass
بواسطة thighs120 يونيو/حَزيران 4, 2011
It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.
I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.
#jizz #fart #cum #semen #shit
بواسطة ChellS أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 7, 2013
Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
#cum #facial #fart #jizz #jiz #shit #poop #steamer #cleveland #load
بواسطة PKmode فبراير/شباط 21, 2013
The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.
Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..
#fart #poop #jarts #jump #pass gas
بواسطة JimBobWay88 أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 4, 2011
To fart while jogging.
Last night I had some beans and this morning during my run i had the jarts.

Man I jarted so much during that marathon.
#fart #jog #farting #jogging #jart
بواسطة brian63304 ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 8, 2011
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