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Jan
Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.
Did you see that jan making out with her, she's so lucky.
بواسطة FuzzGiRl نوفمبر 6, 2008
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Jan
A beautiful woman that is kind, considerate, caring, loving, and above all - awesome
No, not Janice or Janet, just Jan
بواسطة StarDragon فبراير 3, 2010
Jan
Jan

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude.
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
بواسطة LizzyLovesYou ابريل 27, 2014
Jan
Usually a super smart person.
Literally "wise one".
Jan is usually a female name, but can occasionally be applied to males.
بواسطة Overland Park ديسمبر 9, 2013
1.To take food, clothes, electronics,virgninty Etc from a store/person and succesfully not getting caught in a stealth like manner.

2. Jans- Jacking all nicca swag.
1. Me and my crew just Jansd 100$ worth of stuff !

2. Imma Jans my friend some swag for his birthday.

3. Ricco- Yo where should i hide the earphones that I Jansd? The applle security is comming!

DR- Put it in my Jansport Bag and dip!

4. I just had to Jans your sisters cherry in bed last night.
بواسطة OGJANS اغسطس 10, 2010
Jan
Clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the Yellow Pages. Not on good terms with her boss
Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"
بواسطة prujay يناير 19, 2015
Jan
Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.
"Oh did you see that Jan? Such a cunt"
بواسطة Jan is a cunt with one eyebrow يناير 28, 2015

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