Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.
Jacob: sorry i was busy.....
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.