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Jat
JAT is a game played with friends when out at a pub or club. Participants take turns creating as accurate as possible theories about strangers, and as the night goes on, see whose theories come true. JATTING is the verbalizing of the theories, and once you have created a theory about someone, you have JATTED them.
Boy 1 - "Let's JAT that guy and two girls over there!"

Boy 2- "Okay, I think the two girls will make out at some point in the night"

Girl- "Needless to say they will be shafting the fuck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in"
#jatting #jatted #jat me #jatter #let's jat
بواسطة Needless to say سبتمبر/أيلول 21, 2014
JAT
1.) JAT (pronounced "hat"): the act of laughing hard, to the point of producing phlegm. Reminiscent of Ralph Kramden (the Honeymooners).

2.) Jose Carlos Abril laughing uncontrollably; possibly spurting whatever he's drinking out from his nose.

3.) Simple, wholehearted, innocent laughter, having nothing at all to do with either jizz or defecation.
"I JAT whatever a squirrel passes by...I sometimes JAT three times a day, JAT JAT JAT!...Oops!"
#laughter #hot #hat #jatt #jose carlos abril
بواسطة magpies_friday يناير/كانون الثّاني 24, 2012
jat
vb. to jat oneself - when one is so sexually excited that they simultaneously ejaculate and defecate, (etymology: a cross between jizzed and shat)
"man, that Stacey Slater is so fit when I see her I pure jat myself"

"Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"
#orgasm #jizz #shat #finny #shit #stacey slater
بواسطة toastomdernist إبريل/نَيْسان 7, 2009
Jat
Jat is a word which signifies that the person was just owned, destroyed, humiliated, embarrassed, or outright made a bitch. It is done with a patting motion of the hand, the arm extended fully if possible, toward the subject of the Jat, be it oneself or someone else. The hand is waved up and down multiple times while saying Jat.
"Holy shit I just got owned on my test."
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT."

"Oh fuck I think I lost my wallet."
"JATJATJATJATJATJAT."

"I asked a girl out last night - she told me to fuck off."
"Jat."
#made a bitch #owned #destroyed #embarrassed #humiliated #pity
بواسطة LordOfJat فبراير/شباط 18, 2010
"Just about the sex." Although professing more, a relationship that never evolves outside the bedroom. Often one or both partners are in other relationships, but continue because the sex is terrific.
"She is a great girl but really its JATS"
#affair #fling #paramour #devotion #commitment
بواسطة infolover أغسطس/آب 5, 2009
jat
a mixture of jizz and shat. like when something amazes you.
"holy shit! that song was badass. i just jat myself!"
#jizz #shat #shit #amazing #mixture
بواسطة metaldrummer666 فبراير/شباط 2, 2010
jat
meaning jacking off in your car while the car is in motion.
i jat while i saw a girls bouncing tits.
#jacking off #car #motion #girls #tits #boucing #jerkin
بواسطة them2 يوليو/تمُّوز 23, 2009
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