noun-
herm

An insult, meaning hermaphrodite and a hermit or passive aggressive and a loser.
The hermaphrodite aspect is that this person is a pussy and a dick, or passive (pussy) and aggressive (dick). The hermit aspect is that this person never leaves their home (loser). Take the first syllable of these two words and you are left with the word herm. Herms can usually be identified by the slump in their shoulders, crust on their faces, and incredibly poor social skills. Herms are the kinds of people that will have your car towed instead of telling you that you're parking in their spot, or they will sue your for harassment before telling you that they don't like your being friendly.

verb-
herm, herming, hermed (past tense)

To actively be a herm. For example, the point in which said herm (noun) decides to file a noise compliant instead of talking things out one on one, is the point he is herming (verb) or has just hermed (past tense) upon someone. Herming can usually be identified when one chooses to take drastic measures over the simple solution.
"The guy down stairs is such a herm. Why did he call the police and say we were raising can and having a party when we were simply watching television? Even the police man was confused!"

"I have a distinct feeling that the guy downstairs is gonna be herming this weekend. He hermed and filed a noise complaint yesterday when we were just talking in the kitchen!"
بواسطة FluteletteColbyTrojan سبتمبر/أيلول 26, 2012
Top Definition
one who has both male and female sex organs
that it is a herm
بواسطة Jay مايو/أيار 10, 2003
a person who is a hermaphrodite
*teacher giving lecture* HERM!
بواسطة raquel ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 6, 2003
can mean anything you want. it is a verb (herming), adjective (herm, hermy), noun (herm, hermer). can be used to describe anything in any way. it can be either positive or negative.
"Stop herming!"
"You're being really herm."
بواسطة thehermer يناير/كانون الثّاني 5, 2010
Spanish for “Bro”. “Bro” is short for “Brother” and in Spanish, “Brother” translates to “Hermano”. Shortened “Hermano” is “Herm”, with the “H” being silent. Used unterchangeably with "Bro".
“What’s up, Herm?”

“Herm!”
بواسطة JessieBSmooth أغسطس/آب 27, 2011
Used to refer to someone who has an attractive face, but an unattractive body. In ancient Greece, a herm (from Hermes) was a long standing block of stone on top of which was carved a man's head. These blocks were otherwise unshaped, but included the frequent presence of genitalia.

Extended in contemporary usage to include members of both sexes and all genders, the word is meant to indicate that the only distinguishing and redeemable features of a particular individual are their face and their genitals.
"Dude, did you see how beautiful that girl was?"
"Bro, she's a fucking herm!"
"A what?"
"A herm... you know, a carface, a body bag--nice face, ugly body."
بواسطة HazyKushen مايو/أيار 18, 2016
We you say something about a transgender person.
Them high heels sure look good on herm.
بواسطة CVille Sparkler يوليو/تمُّوز 29, 2015
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