Top Definition
Haz
A cuter word to say 'have'
I haz cookie.
بواسطة Naowwzz. سبتمبر/أيلول 22, 2009
Haz
An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.
Teen: "Can I haz that gun?"
Me: "Sure, lets HAVE you aim for your empty frontal lobe."
بواسطة Adulty يناير/كانون الثّاني 8, 2011
Haz
A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket.

I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He haz a blanket.

I haz can do it!

I haz jumped over the blanket.
بواسطة Sen4lifE يناير/كانون الثّاني 23, 2010
haz
retort, response to hi, has, what, now, snug
"Hi"
"Haz"
بواسطة noixz يناير/كانون الثّاني 15, 2009
Haz
A shortening or nickname of the last name Hazzard
Moo: Where's Haz today?
Some Cow: The r-tard probably slept in again.
بواسطة ninedone91 سبتمبر/أيلول 7, 2007
Haz
a common mistype of Hax, specifically in gaming, due to the "x" and "z" buttons being next to each other, making it prone for mistakes with fast typing. some people will purposly use this in place of "hax" or "hacks".
oh em geese, haz... NUB!
بواسطة Terry64_69 نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 10, 2006
Haz
A game which is to envolve a group of Jamicans rapping around in a circle. Participants are to take their turn and to throw all kinds of insults at each other. Usually, this game is to be played during lunch time to impress young school girls. This game is named after a champion rapper called "Haz" who invented this game to encourage Jamicans to show off thier talents. Unfortunately, he died due to excessive sex practice from all the young girls he got after his rapping games.
Whites: "I wish I could become a Jamican so I can play haz with all the sick kunts!"
بواسطة keke إبريل/نَيْسان 19, 2003

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