A long, angry, useless diatribe, often forced upon unsuspecting bystanders and acquaintances who are forced to hear it whether they want to or not. It is a combination of the words "Goddamn" and "Rant".
Carl won't stop granting about the above average service because he is a bastard.
بواسطة Or1984well إبريل/نَيْسان 16, 2013
A man who only gives play and doesn't receive much in return. enjoys to eat out the pussy of a girl.
"Let me pull a Grant on you real quick cutie"
بواسطة That Fagggggggggg مايو/أيار 2, 2010
Grant is a generaly a large man with a very tiny penis and big man boobs. Grants normally like to have sex with big guys with the name of richard. theyalso like to wear hat's that have the bill folded to where both sides are touching. thier voice sounds like a mix of a retarded seal and a 70 year old man.
Person 1:Dude look over there it
Person 2:What is that thing?
Person 1:its a grant
Person 2: Eww *pukes*
بواسطة GrantsBestFriendd نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 18, 2013
The eternal douchebag. A mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times.
Dont be such a Grant, everyone will hate you.
بواسطة Chesirecat يناير/كانون الثّاني 7, 2013
an absolute douchebag, 2 faced - very easy to get on with but will turn on you in an instant and show you his other face. if you see a grant turn and run its for the best
"im just gonna cut in front of you in the cue at disneyland" an example of the dangers of a grant beware - you have been warned
بواسطة lankytanky مايو/أيار 7, 2012
Grant means very nice to other girls when not with his friends, he wil try to show off and only make a fool of himself, he thinks it is cool to doss at school but will make it very far and be a very wealthy man , he is very stubborn and also very sensitive, he is very good in bed and has got a very nice penis, When Grants like girls/boys he or she doesnt tell them but always asks about who they like , although Grants are not very good looking
Omg i had sex with grant last night .. amazing

Grants being a total dickhead , probably because he is with his mates
بواسطة Wikipedofile يوليو/تمُّوز 30, 2009
verb: The act of using an apparatus that spreads apart your anus, and putting caterpillars into said anus and squishing them. you then use the green goo from the caterpillars as lube for masturbating.
Woah, i granted last night...worst experience of my life.
بواسطة lemonjello612 يوليو/تمُّوز 7, 2011
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