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A fishing (not sexual) term for lowlife, shore(bank) fishermen who baitfish typically without a license, regard to regulations, and etiquette towards other people, especially other fishermen following the rules.
Damn, I couldn't find a spot at the river yesterday. It was totally full of googans hogging up the place, dropping f-bombs, and snagging fish.
بواسطة throwinmetal ابريل 25, 2008
A googan is an offshore fishermen who constantly loses fish that the average fishermen would catch. 'Googans' tend to 'set the hook' when using circle hooks. A googan would not survive if stranded on a desert island with all the fishing tackle in the world, because a googan does not know how to tie the simplest of fishing knots.
Jim Warstler is a googan.
بواسطة John VanLith اغسطس 3, 2008
A noun referring to lowest conceivable form of fireman known to man. These individuals fancy themselves hobbyists and weekenders. They are totally delusional and believe their mere presence at emergency scene makes up for their complete and utter lack of knowledge, skills, and ability.

Many googans are non-verbal and suffer from diarrhea of the addition to the bowel sounds emanating from their fat gullets, they are susceptible to other medical conditions such as morbid obesity, chronic gonging, tom-volera, punch me face, fatman walk, stomach ass, and involuntary spooging.

Googans are known to pose an immediate threat to those around them. They can be identified by excessive helmet decorating and unkempt facial hair...particularly in the area of the mustache. They travel in packs and hide together when they are stricken with fear or called upon by those in authority. Luckily for other firemen, there poor health and simple mindedness causes them to tire easily and quit often...which makes them more of a trip hazard than anything else.

If you spot a googan you should observe from a distance, as they are likely failing to do something you'll have to do later. Do not engage them without an exit strategy...their rhetoric, like bovine excrement, can be poisonous.

See also- googery, googonics, the googonic plague, googs, googing out, unpaid professional, vol, vol bag, volunteer fireman
These googans burned the joint slam up.
بواسطة Okayfrank فبراير 27, 2015
An Internet term for lowlife webmaster who posts ads and web pages typically with no meaningful content, no regard for adwords copywriting, or consideration for other people, especially those who click on promising-looking links.
"I couldn't find any argyle socks yesterday, the search results were totally full of spam web pages hogging up the place, dropping spyware and Googans snagging people with pop-up ads."
بواسطة Perry Marshall فبراير 3, 2009
An individual or couple who search the internet for the best travel deals and take many vacations.
The Googan was online for hours tryin to find the best deal for their vacation.
بواسطة mr and mrs Googan يناير 11, 2010
The offspring of the mating of a male bogan and a female gook
b1rd and his missus (who several people claim is in fact a ladyboy) are looking forward to one day producing a brood of googans
بواسطة LamontCranston مايو 16, 2009
A cross between a cheeseburger and a hampster.
Man you are such a googan.
بواسطة rob oner اكتوبر 23, 2006

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