Rooney showed his wonderful flopper skill against Arsenal last season. The penalty kick was awarded and scored by Van Nistelrooy though it did not decide the game as the end score was 4-2 Manchester United.
".I got very drunk last night and ended up sleeping with Petes Mother..her tits are real floppers".
"I called him an asshole, and he went to our boss complaining, oh and he likes Portugal too,"
"Figures, floppers stick together."