The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.
Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.
بواسطة -_Realist_- مايو/أيار 15, 2007
1. The condition "female" is an unfortinate childhood disease, which can be contracted during the time of conception. This disease is incurable and scars its victims for the entirety of their lives both physically and emotionally. Many scientists argue that this disorder is, while unfortinate and disfiguring to the individual, necissary for the survival of the human species as a whole. With this disfigurement the job of creating and raising a child is forced upon the victim, enabling mankind to continue to survive, but ensuring that considerable pain is caused during both the production of the child and the delivery of the child. This also ensures that the victim's hormonal balence is constantly fluxuating and the victim's instincts are warped as to rob the victim of peace of mind which will supposibly return with the production of a child. Experts report the true result of the production of a child is usually a considerable decrease in the physical strength of the victim and an increased hormonal imbalence. How the victims are so easily fooled by this cruel joke of nature is yet undiscovered.
The social effects of this disease include: a percieved weakness of the victim both physically, mentally, and emotionally by both diseased and unharmed humans; a considerable decrease in percieved ability and talent; a decrease in wages and salaries due to the above; a partial loss of identity resulting from marriage.
The physical and mental effects of this disease include (on average): a substantial decrease in intellectual ability resulting from a smaller brain area and weight; physical fraility and weakness resulting from both a decrease in muscle mass and a tendancy to fast; impeding tumor-like growths on the upper torso during puberty; a decreased pleasure during orgasm in comparison to unharmed humans; a tendancy to converse often about meaningless banter; a painful hormonal eruption approximately once per month; stunted growth; and gullibility.
2. Proof that God does have a sense of humor.
1. Don't laugh at her just because she's in High School and still plays with dolls, man. I mean, she's female.
2. Oww...oh, you made this out of my rib, interesting, thanks God...I want my rib back.
بواسطة Mr. Kemp مايو/أيار 2, 2006
Invented to do all chores that are around the house
Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing
بواسطة LawAustin يناير/كانون الثّاني 3, 2008
A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.
You're a female, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
بواسطة madmike141516 فبراير/شباط 26, 2011
opposite sex of the male, females love pink, males love blue. guys love bugs girls love dresses.
FEMALE AND MALE:



GIRL: like ew what the fuck, i hate bugs.



BOY: yeaa....so? i hate dresses?




GIRL: why?



BOY: because...just.....wear pants!



GIRL: NO
بواسطة Marissahhhhhhh يوليو/تمُّوز 10, 2008
The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.
John fucked that female.
بواسطة Mr. Ken يناير/كانون الثّاني 3, 2008
The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.
Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female
بواسطة JKJKJK :) أغسطس/آب 28, 2008
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