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A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
بواسطة FMFlex إبريل/نَيْسان 13, 2005
this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of
shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*
#ewan #perfect #guy #amazing #sunshine #licker
بواسطة sn0wflake ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 25, 2012
Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.
Ewan: "Hey."

Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."

Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."

Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."

Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
#boss #awesome #silly #genius #athletic
بواسطة Jack Gore أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 9, 2013
universal insult of all kinds, no set boundries on this "jack of all" cut downs
You're Ewan, Thats Ewan, Don't be Ewan
بواسطة The Grifter فبراير/شباط 3, 2005
ewan is a tagalog (philippine language) term for things you can't remember.

other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as "ewan", "hindi ko alam", "malay ko"
tagalog: Ewan ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: I don't know, where do you place it.

other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.

tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
#philippine #language #tagalog #word #translation
بواسطة Anthony Guillen أغسطس/آب 6, 2006
A totally whipped Hobbit with hairy feet (which he shaves).
eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!
بواسطة Dave Teh Ravorz يناير/كانون الثّاني 25, 2004
Saying 'yes' to going out with someone due to peer pressure or not wanting to let them the other person down. And then dumping them after a short period of time going out with them, such as, an hour.
"Will you go out with me?"
*Peer pressure*
"Yes.."
~An hour later~
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you.."

"Ohmigod, that guy just did a Ewan!"
#ewan #mug #date #no #hour #later
بواسطة MagicalUnicornyay نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 16, 2012
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