Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.
Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
بواسطة Nikuya مارس/آذَار 11, 2012
1. Some1 One That is Realyy Cool
2. If Som1 Does Somthing Cool
3. To Recive a blow job whilt playing a video game
1.Omg, Elis Is Proper Cool
2. Lmao she/he just pulled an elis
3. Dude i got the best elis last night!
بواسطة eomeomeom سبتمبر/أيلول 2, 2008
A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
بواسطة ArmaniXXX مارس/آذَار 23, 2011
A creeper from the trio of creepers
Eli, is watching you in the shower
بواسطة One of the creepers يوليو/تمُّوز 17, 2011
A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)
Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.
بواسطة bulldogsbulldogsbowwowwow مايو/أيار 12, 2009
Crusty, musty old semen.
Wow, did you see how much Eli that guy just downed?!
بواسطة Bankotsu مارس/آذَار 19, 2005
Biggest arrogant jerk you wil ever meet. Coldhearted and cruel on the inside, yet fake on the outside. Will pretend to be there for you while lying, stealing and breaking your heart at the same time. He will sleep with your friends and date ugly dub whores. Stay away and dont be fooled by this ginger.
That jerk stole from me, broke my heart and treated me terribly, hes such an eli!
بواسطة broken-hearted by eli أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 3, 2010
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