Someone who is fucking brilliant. May have a slightly dirty mind but at times you know you enjoy it! Always cracking jokes that make no sense, unless you have a mind like them. Very dare devilish and can kick ass if necessary. This guy will be the guy who helps you when your drunk and can't walk and is all in one fucking awesome.
Your a fucking Eli bro.
بواسطة JuanTheBomb مارس/آذَار 31, 2015
an amazing guy. They have thick light brown hair and almost grey eyes, with a dot of blue in them that makes them look amazing and unnatural. They have a big nose and long eyelashes. They have a chipped front tooth from playing baseball. They're tall and lean, but still strong. They have long fingers, and a weirdly long tongue. They're simple and complex and untouchable and beautiful.
"Who is THAT?" gasped Brook.
"That's Eli." I smiled.
بواسطة carrielarrie إبريل/نَيْسان 1, 2013
He's literally the most amazing person that you will ever meet. You will meet him and not think anything of him really and within a few weeks you're in love with his amazing personality, his romance, and his really good hair ;)
I'm in love with Eli💗
بواسطة Thatbrunette____ يوليو/تمُّوز 24, 2015
Some who is fucking brilliant, this guy will be the guy who helps you when your drunk and cant walk and is all in one fucking awsome.
you're a fucking eli mate.
بواسطة what's your handle? أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 18, 2014
An Eli is a unit of measure. 1 Eli equals 3 interceptions. Eli is derived for the NFL Quarterback Eli Manning. He often throws for 3 interceptions in 1 game, as such the act of throwing 3 interception has been dubbed... an Eli. a QB that throws 4 interceptions in one game can be referred to as having thrown for 1.33 Eli's.
Wow, he just threw for an Eli.
بواسطة Payton Manning أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 6, 2013
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 0.5 inches to 1 inch. He has no pubic hair. Even if he tried to fuck you his penis wouldn't be able to reach your but! The name of his penis is micropenis. Elis enjoys wanking his small penis in his free time. His erection only mesures 2 inches. He was born in 2002!
Wow Elis what a small penis you have!
Elis why do you have such a small penis and no pubic hair?
Why does the boxer always have the smallest penis?

Mae mîn Elis fyny twll tîn ei ffrind gorau!
بواسطة cool0711 سبتمبر/أيلول 14, 2016
A lying, cheating, good for nothing child that enjoys trying to ruin reputations for no reason what so ever.
Person 1: "He cheated on me..."

Person 2: "Wow, what an Eli."
بواسطة Idkmanimheretho يوليو/تمُّوز 10, 2016
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