Top Definition
An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.
you really “Dooched” that story.
#inaccurate #untruths #lies #embellisment #misinformed
بواسطة Boumeester مارس/آذَار 23, 2006
A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.
Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"
#dude #man #honey #shnookums #douche #bro #girl
بواسطة Doochin' All Over The World يوليو/تمُّوز 4, 2009
This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.
"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"
#douches #retards #deal #grammar #fail
بواسطة Mickey thirtyfive مارس/آذَار 17, 2009
The douchebag who always mooches from others.
Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch
#douche #mooch #asshole #jerk #dick
بواسطة Not very important[bn أغسطس/آب 27, 2008
someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically
"dooch is so hood"
"look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz"
#david #cool #grillz #gangsta #icey #hood
بواسطة da7787 مايو/أيار 24, 2007
A sovereign prince who rules a doochy
All hail the Dooch of Juey!
بواسطة Bia 2 سبتمبر/أيلول 22, 2003
The part of skin between your balls and butthole
My dooch smells like cheese
بواسطة Da Bohl إبريل/نَيْسان 10, 2003
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