When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.
"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"

"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."

"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
#sex #sex position #dishonerable discharge #blow job #bj #head
بواسطة ImTravisAndWhatisThis إبريل/نَيْسان 26, 2013
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(n) The dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the Vietnam War when sailors found that the local prostitutes loved having men fart into their mouths. They combined this sex act with the embarrassment of being kicked out of the Navy to coin the term.
Dude, that bitch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!
#fart #mouth #gas #ass #shit
بواسطة The Sandwich Maker إبريل/نَيْسان 6, 2010
Stinky, runny diarrhea.
#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.
#poop #feces #hersey squirts #plop #meteor showers
بواسطة Flying Meteor Man إبريل/نَيْسان 3, 2012
Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.
My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.
#break-up #fart #come #girlfriend #revenge
بواسطة brownbagspecial يناير/كانون الثّاني 27, 2009
1.) Dishonorable Discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected sex after promising to pull out ahead of time.

2.) The act of ejaculation, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. Ex-Girlfriend, Girlfriend's sister, Your sister, Your Mom.
So I was really planning to pull out but lost focus... dishonorable discharge.
#climax #dishonorable #discharge #dishonarable discharge #sex
بواسطة IrishChaldog يونيو/حَزيران 13, 2010
A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.
I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.
#wad #load #cum #spunk #baby batter
بواسطة ClassySOB إبريل/نَيْسان 21, 2011
Premature ejaculation that ends up in your underwear prior to having sex, otherwise known as the sauce...

example..

Sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..
#sauce #bad juice #load #ejaculate #semen
بواسطة pmac0967 إبريل/نَيْسان 9, 2009
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