"these nuts": one's own testicles.
Did you see Mindy looking at me? That girl totally wants deeznuts.
بواسطة Spit Blood ابريل 15, 2003
yet another way to be an asshole
Example 1:

T: Primi was that the doorbell?

P: I dont know, go check nigga!

P: Who was it?

T: Deez Nuts!

Example 2:

T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?

P: What?

T: Deez Nuts!

P: pendejo.

Example 3:

T: Did you hear what happened today?

P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?

T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"

P: You said it first.

T: Tell it to the judge homo.
بواسطة T-Money&trade يناير 19, 2009
the testicles of a male
person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!
بواسطة Ashley G. and Jessia C. اكتوبر 1, 2003
A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.
Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.
بواسطة Pope John Paul III ابريل 23, 2003
What came in the mail today.
Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
بواسطة Anya Braginski يوليو 19, 2015
A commonly eaten food in America
Deez nuts are amazing
بواسطة Brown hair يوليو 26, 2015
1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!

Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!

Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!

Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!

Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?

Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!

Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
بواسطة The Grizzle ديسمبر 16, 2006

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