A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
بواسطة Rodney Bruce اكتوبر 10, 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
بواسطة Xymox1 سبتمبر 15, 2008