Top Definition
The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
بواسطة Fridgemusa فبراير/شباط 20, 2006
Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money
Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
بواسطة chavo190 أغسطس/آب 1, 2011
The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
بواسطة Lewis Ebersole يناير/كانون الثّاني 31, 2008
The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
بواسطة jtbillings يونيو/حَزيران 21, 2011
When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs
Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.
بواسطة Dinky Deem and Ki أغسطس/آب 22, 2016
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