Top Definition
This is a friend or foe that does something really crazy or just needs to be call this. Have fun.
What up crack monkey?!?! What you been up to?
بواسطة john james يونيو/حَزيران 10, 2005
a monkey who likes to get high
you fucking crackmonkey!
بواسطة Arfalarf يناير/كانون الثّاني 28, 2004
1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person
1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey
بواسطة jamie مارس/آذَار 17, 2004
Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.
"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"
بواسطة Your name ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 8, 2003
A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.

Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.
I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.
بواسطة Alena W. سبتمبر/أيلول 23, 2003
What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
#retarded #stupid #crazy #dumb #simple
بواسطة Jodi S مارس/آذَار 2, 2008
any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.
Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?
بواسطة Mr. P مارس/آذَار 1, 2004
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