A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
بواسطة Shmoozums يناير/كانون الثّاني 5, 2006
A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
بواسطة Gahmuret يوليو/تمُّوز 22, 2006
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
بواسطة Richard Black مارس/آذَار 15, 2005
Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
بواسطة dj gs68 يوليو/تمُّوز 7, 2003
cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..
that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)
بواسطة gina and sarah نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 6, 2005
The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
بواسطة Taeko Hentie إبريل/نَيْسان 8, 2006
Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
بواسطة Cootieluver33 أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 12, 2015

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