Another synonym for private parts, be it male or female. Cooty is used primarily in an effort to be cute or subtle in the reference to the area, without being excessively dirty.
This popsicle tingles, right down to the cooty.
بواسطة Robert Akins نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 2, 2005
1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
بواسطة Light Joker ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 3, 2004
is a friendly germ or idea that spreads itself rapidly across virtual, as well as, physical planes.
This dude spread his cootys' on the party and within minutes they all had their clothes off.
بواسطة They call me mr tibbs! مارس/آذَار 11, 2011
a disease that only girls have! boys cannot get it because of their awesomeness!
ew that girl has a cooty!
بواسطة dippleknot أغسطس/آب 6, 2007
A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.
Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.
بواسطة Webster-Collins يوليو/تمُّوز 6, 2010
A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.
Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.
بواسطة kamrizzzle نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 24, 2010
According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").
Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"
بواسطة b_bold نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 17, 2009
رسائل يومية مجانية

ضع بريدك الألكتروني في الخانة لتستقبل الكمات اليومية الشعبية مجاناً كل صباح!

رسائلنا ترسل من daily@urbandictionary.com. لن نرسل لك رسائل غير مرغوب فيها.

×