"Good day,eh? I am aboot to go get a new touque coz my cousin ran over mine with his snow mobile, eh? Beauty day for a for smoking some weed, eh? Cheese it, here come the Mounties, eh?"

No one here talks like that
weeds not legal here you idiots!!
بواسطة PyroManiac مايو 5, 2005
Plain and simple:
Fucking Awsome
Hey man you want to go to Canada?!?!?
Sure, i hear it's "Fucking Awsome"!
بواسطة Mardeeeeeeeeeeeeen يناير 9, 2006
A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )
Canada is not for sissys.
بواسطة dave مارس 21, 2005
A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.
The bickering between Canada and the U.S. is pointless. Both countries have their problems and are aware of it, but as neighbors we should stick together and help each other out.
بواسطة Jay مايو 27, 2005
The second largest country in the world is also the most social liberal country in the americas. Canada is commonly used to describe free spirits, amazing sex, amazing weed, and strong available anywhere beer and wine.
Holy shit I went to Canada and lost all my brain cells and sperm!
بواسطة vidnool اغسطس 18, 2004
Canada is a country where college kids go if they live too far from Mexico. It's considered nippy at -20 C, but not quite cold until we hit -40 C.
The term peace is not achieved through fighting but through actual peace. Despite the fact that Canada's military is constantly insulted by our Southern neighbours, some still complain that we don't help them out. A country where "God Bless Canada" is not proclaimed every five minutes because we are aware that not everybody follows one belief.
And the boys are still hot without the beer.
Canada is fun. You should do it too!
بواسطة Meg فبراير 6, 2004
The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.
"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."
بواسطة Anonymous مارس 31, 2003

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