Top Definition
To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation
Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
#blowjob #blob #sex #fat #ugly #horrible #drunk
بواسطة crash-2-burn إبريل/نَيْسان 4, 2010
To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.
Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)
#blowjob #blob #sex #fat #ugly #horrible
بواسطة crash2burn إبريل/نَيْسان 4, 2010
Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.
Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.
#sex #fat #fold #girl #blob #job
بواسطة Oinkus ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 10, 2009
a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.
hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
...
#blow job #blumpkin #alabama hot pocket #mexican bow tie #penis
بواسطة jewpornstar مارس/آذَار 26, 2011
Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.
OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.
#fucked up #shitted #screwed #qwah #fuck wit.
بواسطة QWAH it really is me! أغسطس/آب 4, 2008
The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.
Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!
#blob #period #bleeding #blowjob #oral
بواسطة Phil121 أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 7, 2009
some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database
Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"
#programming #sex #geek #database #oracle #java #oci
بواسطة bomberman3k فبراير/شباط 14, 2008
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