Only the best medicine money can buy.
Works wonders!
The cure for every problem, it's the secret doctors don't want us to know!
Trust me, and just try it. 1 cup of Bleach and see how it effects your life, just imagine a world of No Jacob Sartorius, No Job, No School!.
Bleach is the easiest way to cure every problem you have and its cheaper than going to the doctors yourself. They will tell you the same thing!
Bob: "FUCK THIS SHIT! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF"
Bill: "Drink Bleach"
Bob: "Are you sure Bill?"
Bill: "Of course man, its fine! Here, Have some of my Clorox"
بواسطة SexyLemons a.k.a Anonymous مايو/أيار 31, 2016
My Favorite Drink to get on the go at Walmart!!
Brian told Me to Drink Bleach, and when I did, I died a day later.
via giphy
بواسطة WeridGirl101 يوليو/تمُّوز 2, 2016
the beverage in which is usually consumed when listening to jacob sartorius' song 'sweatshirt', but the song is so bad you better hurry before it drinks itself.
"Hey, let's listen to Jacob's new song sweatshirt!"
"Sorry, I can't I've ran out of bleach."
بواسطة petrude02 يونيو/حَزيران 26, 2016
1. chemicals which remove color, whiten or disinfect, often via oxidation.
2. slang term used to describe shooting/covering a person or object with semen.
1A The growth came back quickly even after a defrost and bleach cleaning.
1B The bucket is full of bleach solution for scrubbing equipment and floors.

2A. Your anus is not the chosen one, it shall not be bleached today.
2B. (sees a girl w/ big booty) Oh man, I'd just love to tear those pants off and bleach that asshole.
بواسطة Sentrik سبتمبر/أيلول 21, 2013
Detergent, as well as an Anime about a teenager named Kurosaki Ichigo. You can read the people that will soon be below me's description. :p To add on to this, I would like to say that he obtained his Shinigami (Death God) powers naturally (that is, after he lost them). It is found out in the Anime (not manga) that his father is a Shinigami, so Ichigo is a true Shinigami, not a representative. Since the fillers are over, the main story is back.

Ichigo will now try to defeat hollows and discover his hidden power, him being a "Vaizard", one that is half hollow, half Shinigami. Ichigo calls it an "organization", but it's really what he is. As he tried obtaining his lost powers borrowed from his friend Rukia, he nearly became a hollow. Thus, he's a vaizard. Vaizard's are very powerful.
Ishida: Kurosaki, do you use Bleach on your clothes?
Ichigo: No, I don't wash my clothes...they're a waste of time..
Ishida: -_-
بواسطة GABEMSTR يناير/كانون الثّاني 24, 2007
The best drink in the world
Bartender- what will it be?

Guy- I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Bartender- I got just the thing.
(brings back bleach and a revolver)

Bartender- go nuts!!
بواسطة SentimentalBoy يونيو/حَزيران 26, 2016
A hole in the great wall of China.
Rook out! We have a bleach!
بواسطة Cobaltmotari يوليو/تمُّوز 23, 2010
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