Generally debunked theory of the creation of the universe stating that existence began when matter condensed into a singularity and exploded across the cosmos, somehow forming life.
Since when do explosions create something as complex as a human cell?
بواسطة Chaltab مارس/آذَار 4, 2005
created when God was arm wrestling with his roommate chugs and God apparantly was losing so he farted and blew it in his roommates face and he farted again but this time it was into a match which caused the BIG BANG
ya smell that?

its a big bang joke from family ugy
#big bang #chugs #chugz #family guy #god
بواسطة Orpheus2008 يوليو/تمُّوز 10, 2008
-See orgy.
بواسطة sux0r أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 10, 2003
A sound that was heard when the hot water heater turned off and the shower water got cold.
My hot water heater is broken.
بواسطة David يونيو/حَزيران 10, 2004
rough sex that makes you cum in seconds!
i had a big bang last nite
بواسطة kinky biatch مارس/آذَار 13, 2005
a bullshit theory that just shows how much we like to see shit blow up
joe: how was the universe created?
bob: well, there was nothing, then it blew up and became something. its called the big bang.
joe: that sounds like the name of a fancy circle jerk
#big bang #bullshit #science #explosions #god
بواسطة Jezuz Munky إبريل/نَيْسان 19, 2008
A disproven theory that people bring up all the time anyways. If all matter was at infinite mass and infinitely small density it would not explode, it would become a black hole, the universe would end where it had begun. The universe has always been here and always will be and there is no easy happy way of looking at it. Don't believe me? Ask Hawking, and then stfu about the big bang.
Johnny: I believe in the big bang theory!
Bobby: ::breaks Johnny's jaw:: the universe has always been here and always will be, stop believing in any and every dumb little theory that makes you feel more secure in your existence and live with the fact that you'll never understand it.
Johnny: Well the broken jaw isn't so bad now that you've helped me no longer be a pussy! Thanks Bobby!
#bullshit theories #quantum physics #stephen hawking #god #creation
بواسطة Nikias أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 23, 2005
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