The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!

Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!

Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --

*Gunshot*

Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
بواسطة Allen75x مايو 31, 2010
When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
بواسطة Toby The Cat سبتمبر 16, 2010
When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill
Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
بواسطة TacoMann اغسطس 20, 2010
To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
بواسطة Bucky Cap يوليو 7, 2010

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