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Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
#ass jack #dickhead #butthole #jack ass #dick hole
بواسطة libraryguy مارس/آذَار 4, 2010
Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."
That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!
بواسطة Lane Haygood نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 25, 2002
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
بواسطة Herschel Quintron ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 29, 2003
Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.
That guy at work is a real ass jack.
#dick hole #ass #jack ass #douche #butthole
بواسطة library guy ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 15, 2009
A malapropism of jackass
driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"
#ass #jackass #slang #expletives #driving #swearing #malapropism
بواسطة j foxy أغسطس/آب 11, 2010
Some one who enjoys anal sex
I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.
#ass jack #assjack #train hat #buttsex #anal bondage
بواسطة guiness69 يناير/كانون الثّاني 25, 2013
When your wallet or phone is so big when you sit down it pick's up one side of your ass or your whole ass a bit higher and make you lean left or right.
My wallet has so much money when I sit down my assjack makes my right ass cheek higher then the other!
#ass lifter #asscrankeruper #assraiser #ass lift #assupper
بواسطة skywalkerOG مارس/آذَار 14, 2015
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