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A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
بواسطة Shins. فبراير 13, 2011
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Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure
Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line
بواسطة PlanetPeace يناير 1, 2015
1. The opposite of a Kraken.

2. One who follows another endlessly, and does not think for himself. This person usually copies another, for the sole objective of being accepted into a gorup of people. They are scum.

3. Faisal.
Patrick: "Faisal, your such a fucking Ass Kraken."

Faisal: "Good Game."

Patrick: "Stop mimicking Todd."

Faisal: (waves hand)"What the fuck" (2 seconds later..)
"Hey Beeej" (he has targeted another person.)
بواسطة FragOnaRag يونيو 5, 2003
Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.
Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!
بواسطة ToDDMaN يونيو 10, 2003

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