Top Definition
One who engages in anal sex.
That wanker is an ass cracker.
بواسطة Michael Caranguejo سبتمبر/أيلول 18, 2003
One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
#ass detective #pimp #rico suave #dr poon #captain ass
بواسطة drpoonandtheteenangels إبريل/نَيْسان 25, 2009
The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.
Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker
#asshole #asshat #fagmonkey #assgoblin #buttcheese.
بواسطة Craig Lebarron سبتمبر/أيلول 30, 2005
A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."
"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"
#ass #crackers #squirrel #damn #swear
بواسطة S. Prime نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 7, 2008
A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.
"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"
بواسطة Ereh نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 28, 2003
When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers
Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "
#ass #crackers #smartass #dumbass #jackass
بواسطة Sam Kovacs أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 7, 2009
a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!
#ass #crackers #butt #ritz crackers #polly #saltine #parrots #cracks #butt cheese
بواسطة Madam Buttcheese مايو/أيار 5, 2007
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