The fattest being known to mankind. Never seen outside of his natural habitat (A.K.A. : his room/xbox) and is known to unleash tsunami's of fat at a moment's notice. His panda-ness is easily identifiable from up to 57 miles away and can often be referred to as the 8th wonder of the world do to his immensity.
Have you seen Aracich today?" "No, I haven't, but Aracich's natural instincts will be telling him to lock himself in his room with truckloads of food.