Someone you find special but not quite mentally retarded. And although they are special they are one of the best people you'll ever know, and will always have your back, and find some stupid thing to make you laugh, also a woman that a man will wanna keep around for many reasons. They've got a big heart and will sometimes hide it but these women named alley are usually kind hearted and easy going but never back stab them. Don't mess with any women named alley.
Your my one and only Alley.
Never met an Alley quite like you.