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Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.

Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.

Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.

Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.

You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.

You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.

You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.

You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.

You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.

You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.

You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.

Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.

There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.

In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
When you get AIDS from being to stupid to know what causes it and what doesn't, I'll fucking laugh.
بواسطة Fuck Shit Piss اغسطس 29, 2007
 
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AIDs is a disease that breaks down your immune system. It is HIV in its later form. Nobody has ever died purely because of AIDs, something else kills you after AIDs has weakened you. This is why AIDs is such a horrible disease--it opens the doors and makes it so anything--even a cold--could kill you.

AIDs is blood transmitted, making it an STD. However, before they were able to test for it, you could get it from infected blood transplants.

There is no known cure for aids--yet. There is hope, though, as the prostitutes in Africa are immune to it. We know that it is possible to fight it.

AIDs's origin is not clear. We think it was a problem in the monkey kingdom, but then somebody ate infected monkey meat, got the virus, and spread it.

AIDs is not a punishment for the homosexuals. Strait people get it too. AIDs is not gender, race, sexuality, or age specific. Just because you're a strait, white, male doesn't make you immune. Anyone can get it.

Best way to prevent it: know who you're sleeping with.
AIDs is not a fun thing to get.
بواسطة The Usual Suspects يونيو 27, 2005
 
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A.K.A. After Intense Drinking Shits. An unfortunate result after a heavy night of drinking in which you wake up the next morning and essentially shit fire. If not treated correctly, could result in the equally uncomfortable cranky ass.
Jack pounded like 20 beers last night. Poor bastard had the worst case of AIDS this morning.
بواسطة de los مايو 25, 2005
 
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Acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (HIV/AIDS) is a disease of the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). The illness interferes with the immune system, making people with AIDS much more likely to get infections, including opportunistic infections and tumors that do not usually affect people with working immune systems.

Estimated % of new AIDS diagnoses in 2009 by race
White: 27%
Black/African American: 47.9%
Hispanic/Latino: 21.2%
Other: the remainder

Populations around the world (CDC numbers)
US: 1.5M
West Europe 820k
South/Southwest Asia 4.1M
Subsaharan Africa 22.5M

CDC Estimated Number of Diagnoses of HIV Infection in the US, 2009

-Male-to-male sexual contact: 53%
-Injection drug use: 12%
-Male-to-male sexual contact and injection drug use: 4%
-Heterosexual contact with a person known to have, or to be at high risk for, HIV infection. 31%
-Hemophilia, blood transfusion, perinatal exposure, and risk not reported or not identified: 76 people
Perinatal: 131 people
AIDS can affect everyone but avoid high risks:

-Sex in subsaharan Africa
-Male to male sex
-Introv. drug user
-Hetro Sex with people who have male to male sex or drug use
بواسطة Combatoverride يوليو 5, 2012
 
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Anally Induced Death Syndrome
Man, he's hot. I'd love to bang him in the ass....... too bad he has AIDS.
بواسطة William Stephens ابريل 30, 2006
 
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Aids is a disease that shuts down your whole immune system causing simple viruses that can be cured by medicine to kill you. This disease could of been prevented if so many sinners did not have sex out of marriage.Instead so many people have sex with all kinds of people thinking it's okay. Stupid schools and teachers say that it's okay to have sex as long that you have protection. Go to hell!!!It is not okay!!!Why not get married with only one person!!!!
The girl with good christian values rathers get married with a man than going around with a boyfriend of 7 years and having sex out of marriage and getting Aids.
بواسطة Runner Bulldog مايو 23, 2008
 
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A sexually spread disease.
What the hell? That gay Milos Lazich just gave my mum aids!!!
بواسطة Sammytheking ابريل 29, 2006
 
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Anything that isn't good.
"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Nah, that'd be about as cool as AIDS."
بواسطة sylentprofet فبراير 3, 2005