Top Definition
Anything for money ,
sometimes used in a post to say that you will do anything the "buyer" wants for a fair price. technically this makes the person a prostitute but not as dirty as a street one.
Girl: hey baby im 5"6 swf looking to fufill a fantasy, AFM
#money #ho #hoe #butt sex #fantasy
بواسطة Tdowns يوليو/تمُّوز 2, 2007
Automated Fellatio Machine - more or less any woman who basically lives for the penis in her mouth.
Yo man is it true that Audrey went down on you?

Dude - she's a goddamn AFM
#fellatio #dick #awesome #sperm bank #easy
بواسطة TheSkankyBrownStrikesAgain إبريل/نَيْسان 29, 2010
"Another Fucking Moron"
He thinks he's a genius but he simply an AFM.
#idiot #moron #fool #joker #loser
بواسطة Len Silv. سبتمبر/أيلول 23, 2008
When playing minecraft, saying "AFM" means you are still on the computer. But "Away from Minecraft".
Gamer: I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Gamer is AFM
#afk #away #from #minecraft #afg
بواسطة Alinchicken6 أغسطس/آب 9, 2012
Ass for me:

Saying you claim or "dibs" a girl you are seeing. It's a way of telling your guy friends that you are going to get laid tonight infront of the girl.
Me: dude don't mess around with my afm
Friend: don't worry, I got my own
#vagina #pussy #penis #dick #cock block #regina #getting it in laid #sex sexual #bro #broski #brounit
بواسطة Amii Lee سبتمبر/أيلول 18, 2012
A not too often used variation on afk, where the M stands for mouse.
Joe is afm for awhile.
بواسطة Vasilyevich1337 مايو/أيار 2, 2005
Alcohol Fueled Mayhem. The act of getting extremely intoxicated and acting obnoxious. Running around, starting fights, vandalizing and causing general trouble.
Last night my buddy got arrested for knocking over a USA Today newspaper box and pissing in a mailbox. It was pure AFM.
بواسطة SlippyMayhem يوليو/تمُّوز 13, 2005
رسائل يومية مجانية

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