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8 definitions by thejammonster

 
1.
When a large black woman flosses her ass with a belt, leaving a couple dingleberries on the buckle
"I love this belt, I'm going to take it home and make myself a warm blueberry buckle!
بواسطة thejammonster اغسطس 6, 2007
 
2.
A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.
That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.
بواسطة thejammonster نوفمبر 15, 2007
 
3.
When a girl gets so horny and wet that her panties become soaked
My girl was so turned on from watching porn that her panties got completely snatchurated
بواسطة thejammonster اغسطس 31, 2007
 
4.
To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits
Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"
بواسطة thejammonster اغسطس 6, 2008
 
5.
To cheetah spot is to cover the inside of a toilet bowl with shit. This is achieved by explosive shits that blast outward in a shape resembling a hemisphere, known as a cheetahsphere.
Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"
بواسطة thejammonster اغسطس 6, 2008
 
6.
An explosive shit that is extremely satisfying, sometimes resulting in cheetah spots.
Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"
بواسطة thejammonster اغسطس 6, 2008
 
7.
Floating hair weave that has strayed from its owner. Usually found in pools or water parks with high concentrations of African Amercians.
<Speedstream> we were at the wave pool @ darien lake
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave
بواسطة thejammonster اغسطس 6, 2008