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5 definitions by ten foot monster BILL BRASKI

 
1.
Someone who walks with no destination. The only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a bum, is a dwelling to call their own.
WHOA, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! That's okay he always walks around here. I've done it before.
بواسطة ten foot monster BILL BRASKI ابريل 14, 2009
 
2.
BITCHES

When used with predictive text on cellular devices, citager is displayed when the word bitches is typed.

The plural of citag.
Bit Griffin: JESUS CHRIST, look at those citager bowling!!!

Terry Gantner: I know! That bald citag has an incredible keyster!!!

Bit Griffin: I've knocked the bottom out of one of those citags, but I'd love to knock the bottom out of ALL of those citager!
بواسطة ten foot monster Bill Braski اكتوبر 4, 2010
 
3.
Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.
Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.

Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!

Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?
بواسطة ten foot monster Bill Braski ابريل 19, 2009
 
4.
A wealthy industrialist type, who chooses to shop at good will. You will find this type of cheap-ass trying on terrible suit jackets, normally resulting in terrible poses and upsetting facial expressions. Most likely surrounded by mexicans.
Did you see that mcnamee at goodwill. He was such a douche.
بواسطة ten foot monster BILL BRASKI ابريل 14, 2009
 
5.
cim
covered in moles. This word is incredibly useful if you have a friend who brings an ugly skank to the bar, and she's covered in moles, freckles, or zits. The final letter can be changed to whatever skin condition is at hand. Cim/Ciz/Cif. In all of these variations the C is pronounced soft.
Mike enters the casino with his skank, mole covered, fugitive date.

Mike: Tim, I'd like you to meet Deloris

(Tim gets into deloris' face and points)

Tim: Who? This Cim.

Mike and Tim laugh, Deloris unsuspectingly also laughs. Deloris doesn't know it, but Mike and Tim just point blank made reference to her disgusting moles.
بواسطة ten foot monster Bill Braski ابريل 17, 2009