672 definitions by ryan

A branch of the military which is just as valuable as any other one.
Making fun of the Navy is a common pasttime of men with small penises.
بواسطة Ryan يناير 31, 2004
A fancy Person's Fart
(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
بواسطة Ryan يناير 30, 2004
a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed
i am so hugo its not even funny
بواسطة ryan مارس 25, 2005
A beautiful metropolis on a river valley in the center of Ohio. Its becoming a major technilogical, cultural, and educational center for the nation. Awesome skyline, nightlife, and overall place to live.
That Columbus is one awesome place to see.....
بواسطة Ryan ديسمبر 9, 2003
Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
بواسطة Ryan اغسطس 13, 2003
An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons
Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.
بواسطة Ryan مايو 8, 2003
A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.
person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha
بواسطة Ryan يونيو 30, 2004

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