8 definitions by mikeybear69

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NILM: Not in, left message

When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.
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cbfh is an acronym meaning "country boys f*ck hard". This is derived from the knowledge that guys who grow up in the country know how to do it, and do it well. Perhaps influenced by watching, or on the rare occasion even interacting with, farm animals.
dude 1: "Check out that guy! He's hot"
dude 2: "Yeah, he's a country boy... cbfh"
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A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.
I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.
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When a lipstick lesbian smooches you to death in an email. She must be wearing deep red lipstick when composing the email for it to be an authentic schneiderpussing.
I was schneiderpussed on my birthday the other day and it was amazing.
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Needs A Paper Bag - Someone so unattractive you'd need to put a paper bag over their head in order to fuck them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, he's a bit alright
Guy 2: You reckon? NAPB if you ask me
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Portmanteau of flush and douche; used in circumstances where some discretion is required for referring to this act of personal hygiene. Also convenient as a backup term for those people who are uncomfortable saying douche in polite company.
I'd lined up a hot root who was going to top me and wanted to make sure I'd cleaned up nicely for him so had a quick flouche before he swung by. Glad I did coz it wasn't so fresh in there.
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A person who is somewhat indiscriminate in the number or type of people the follow on Twitter.
Mikey: "What is that '300' on the screen of your phone?"

Bruce: "Oh, that's the number of tweets that have arrived in the past 2 hours since you've been using my phone."

Mikey: "So many?"

Bruce: "I'm quite indiscriminate about who I follow."

Mikey: "You're such a Twitter whore".
بواسطة mikeybear69 يونيو/حَزيران 21, 2010

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