30 definitions by mike comanche

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس/آذَار 4, 2009
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس/آذَار 10, 2009
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس/آذَار 10, 2009
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس/آذَار 4, 2009
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس/آذَار 10, 2009
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس/آذَار 10, 2009
A woman you LAY.
MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس/آذَار 4, 2009

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