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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
8.
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 5, 2009
 
9.
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 10, 2009
 
10.
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 10, 2009
 
11.
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 4, 2009
 
12.
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 10, 2009
 
13.
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 12, 2009
 
14.
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 10, 2009