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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
1.
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 4, 2009
 
2.
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 12, 2009
 
3.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 4, 2009
 
4.
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 4, 2009
 
5.
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 10, 2009
 
6.
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 5, 2009
 
7.
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
بواسطة Mike Comanche مارس 10, 2009