1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal
matter that is sometimes
the by-product of anal sex.
2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky
santorum began dribbling from his distended
asshole like melted mocha
frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized
in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than
Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.