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13 definitions by maven

 
1.
Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
بواسطة Maven ابريل 15, 2004
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2.
Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
بواسطة Maven ابريل 15, 2004
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3.
Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.
"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."
بواسطة Maven ابريل 15, 2004
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4.
Noun. Proper.

Definition 1: Official Motto of the US Pork Board

Definition 2: Pork, pud, shween.
Example 1: "The other white meat, it's what's for dinner."

Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
بواسطة Maven ابريل 18, 2004
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5.
Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.
"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."
بواسطة Maven ابريل 15, 2004
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6.
Noun.

Former husband.

Antonym: ISband
"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."
بواسطة Maven ابريل 15, 2004
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7.
Noun. Singular.

Synonym: "White Trash Famous Folk," although not limited to just whities.

Definition: A famous woman, usually of low self-esteem, who thinks that her money, status or beauty is excuse enough for her to do outrageously inappropriate or lewd things, usually in public.
See Also:

Courtney Love
Madonna (Pre-Kabbalah)
Britney Spears (lip locked w/Madonna)
Kelly Osbourne (pre-rehab)
Janet Jackson
Anne Heche ("Celestia")
بواسطة Maven مايو 5, 2004
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