أبحث عن أية كلمة، مثال: tribbing

12 definitions by jpneb

 
1.
a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me
بواسطة JPnEB يوليو 28, 2008
 
2.
taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
بواسطة JPnEB ابريل 2, 2010
 
3.
text message that is unnecessary, especially if something like thanks would be implied
Man, I texted Renee to pick up some milk at the store so when I said thanks she texted back ur welcome - totally textraneous and a waste of my messages!
بواسطة JPnEB فبراير 16, 2009
 
4.
A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.
Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
بواسطة JPnEB يونيو 2, 2009
 
5.
An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....
Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night
بواسطة JPnEB مايو 28, 2009
 
6.
After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...
When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
بواسطة JPnEB مارس 31, 2009
 
7.
seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly
Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole
بواسطة JPnEB مايو 23, 2008