2 definitions by goo wyko

Top Definition
The state of being without a job, yet having lots of time to enjoy fun activities during otherwise normal working hours.
Hermina is funemployed, so after her workout on Wednesday morning, she went down to the beach and joined her other laid-off friends for a barbecue with margaritas and horseshoes.
#unemployed #drinking #employed #fun #margaritas
بواسطة goo wyko فبراير/شباط 5, 2009
A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.
I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.
#valentine #dating #dump #cheap #oral
بواسطة goo wyko فبراير/شباط 4, 2009
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